History says in 1956
History says in 1956 the red light area caught fire.
It took 30 mins 2 bring fire under control
and 3 hrs 2 bring firemen under control.

Knowledge
Knowledge is like ur underwear...
U should have it,
but not show it off
& most important,
while having sex,
keep ur knowledge aside!

Good News
I have good news the technology of condoms has improved there 4 mistakes like u will never happen again. Pass this on to other mistakes.

I luv when u go downon me
I luv when u go downon me
u relieve so much stress and tension
but when i feel it gettin good
u go back up.... damn gas prices!!!

Men are like tape
Men are like tape recorder.....
Forward,Backward,Forward,Backward,
Forward,Backward, stop Eject......

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
Your wife is ur right hand...
but in the absence of ur wife...
ur right hand becomes your wife...

This Newest Vitamin is
This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup.
It makes men cocky and women lay better.

What's the Similarity
What's the similarity between a man and an uppercase Q?
They're both big fat zeroes with little dicks hanging off them.

How Does a Cricketer
Q How does a cricketer describe a nude woman?
A No cover, no extra cover, two silly points, two fine legs and a gully.

Mathematics of Sex
Mathematics of sex:
1. Add her on the bed
2. Subtract her clothes
3. Divide her legs
4. Start multyplying...

We want more...............